...OK, I guess you could, and the ITskeptic did.
I guess it is a couple of years now since Rob England came up with his satirical concept of RealITSM and all the attendant fictional money making add ons. Actually despite the scurrilous intent some parts of RealITSM are more practical than they should be. Read it for yourself and find out.
You can get it from Lulu as well.
One of Rob's most ridiculously funny conceits was the vanity driven membership schemes BAPTISM and